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The Family Reunion Location has been chosen in stone and blood, (and a cash deposit) It is here: Please bring $10 to contribute to the campsite cost. August 12th Phil is coming home. Midnight, Tomorrow. This better be good. WHERE WILL WE GO!? (August 10) If you do not know where we are going for the reunion, you are not alone... Nobody knows. I say, everyone slit your wrists at the same time, tonight, at 7:30pm eastern time, and then rub your blood on a cement block, and cry aloud: "where oh where can my... baby be!?" Then, Mike will pick a spot, and tell us where it is. (In his blood) (Updated August 6th)
The Phamily vacation 2012 is happening in 11 days. It is in a far away place that nobody knows the location of, except for those who know where it is, which is nobody. If you want to find out where it is, just pray really hard, because that is the only thing you can do at this point. But whether anyone gets there or not... one thing is for sure... there will be fire, and nakedness. And most likely, if we are lucky, a giant pig to eat.
A S S I G N M E N T S Friday Lunch: Devin and wife, Trevin and Jamie Friday Dinner: Justin and Kaila, Jake and Stacey Saturday Breakfast: Trent, Jessica and Derek Saturday Lunch: Tyler and Tiffany, Bryan and Lacie Saturday Dinner: Phil, Mike and Kasia, and Beagle and Amy Sunday Breakfast: Jeff and Colleen, and Tyler Frazier *These assignments were made by Bear, one month ago. If you dont like them, then die. ... Or complain. |